One Side of Various Two-Sided Conversations
Branch Treasurer Gerald Brinkley, Who Takes Slightly Excessive Interest In Gossip Concerning Bodily Ailments and Mental Disorders, Drunk At An Office Party
Why hello Mr. Riley! I'm glad you made it to the event, what with your ulcer acting up recently. Bloody little thing. What's that? Yes, your proposal was reviewed. Yes, slightly harsh. But you've endured an ulcer, so it should be a walk in the park.
Thomas old chap! How's the report? No, not that financial bollocks! The splenomegaly test! No word yet? Thomas, that's unacceptable. Get on the phone and let them know I want information immediately. Everybody is wondering about your spleen. Why of course I told them, this is big news!
Ellen! Or should I say Dr. Ellen Psy.D.? How fare the cramps? Messy, eh? Of course I remember your cycle; I recall remarking about how large your pupils appeared under the ashy full moon right before we made love! You did snort a significant portion of coke that evening!
What Bill? I can't hear you, your laryngitis has worsened! I need to keep it down, you say? But you know that I haven't taken Viagra in weeks, we just talked about this! My voice? No, you're the one spewing phlegm, pal, not me. Ellen, I think Bill has entered another fugue state. Why yes, Bill, Ellen told me all about your dissociative identity disorder. Oh come now Ellen, I didn't pry it out of you! You didn't want word to spread about your genital herpes, did you? Ellen, where are you going? But Bill already knew; I had to warn him about my possible infection before intercourse! Bill, not you too! Where's everyone going? Don't crowd Tom in the elevator, he's got claustrophobia!
I like it. » theZEBRA
on 2007-06-30 02:08:13 haha.
that would be embarrising once he actually realized what he was doing. » bananaface
on 2007-06-30 08:10:55
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