Based on the way their bowling balls bounce. There's constant banging from the apartment above me. I've slipped some notes under their door to give them the hint that they're obnoxious:

Please use only two nails per floorboard.

Please be more careful with your bowling balls.

Please go for more three-pointers.

Please fill in the potholes.

Please be nicer to your elephant.

Creative. :P
» randomjunk on 2008-04-27 07:44:36

Maybe they have a wooden leg?
» ikimashokie on 2008-04-27 08:24:08

my neighbour above me is pretty insane; they always dragged their furnitures across the living room at 4 am. Always.
» renaye on 2008-04-27 10:25:08

Please hold pirate conventions elsewhere.
» dave on 2008-04-28 12:25:19

lol those are pretty amusing
» LostSoul13 on 2008-04-28 10:10:12

did you really give them those notes?

also;
I miss talking to you on AIM. my computer=broken.
» bananaface on 2008-05-25 01:11:21

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